![Joel’s mom: [Singing] Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine. You were lost and gone forever, oh my darling Clementine.
Joel: I loved being bathed in the sink. Such a feeling of security.
Clementine: I’ve never seen you happier baby Joel.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydrol3L1d1qzjakmo1_1280.png)
Joel’s mom: [Singing] Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine. You were lost and gone forever, oh my darling Clementine.
Joel: I loved being bathed in the sink. Such a feeling of security.
Clementine: I’ve never seen you happier baby Joel.
Clementine: Wish me a Happy Valentine’s Day when you call. That would be nice.
As it happened, she bumped into young DiCaprio recently, who was very keen to hear about the production of Quills. ‘He asked, ’ You didn’t love Joaquin more than me, did you? Don’t you ever love an actor more than you love me.’ I said, ‘How do you know I even liked you?’ He replied, ‘F*** off. You loved me!’ ’ Kate Winslet loves a lot of things: blackberries, Harvey Keitels remedial joke-telling and pretzels all leap to mind. And yes, Leo DiCaprio, she loves you, too.
(Source: fuckyeahkateandleo, via reversemormans)
